Code Neon Blue!

I really wish I could be up in Denver for the Stock Show when they hold the contest for “the most beautiful and photogenic ass of the bunch as party mascot for the 2008 Democratic Convention.”

Seriously, how much fun is that?

I don’t think the Republicans will be joining in, even though they do have a sure-fire winner for the BIGGEST ass, right here in Colorado. Of course I am referring to Doug Bruce, who topped his own remarkable career in weirdness yesterday by KICKING a photographer right there in front of God and everybody as the House session got underway.

I say it was in front of God and everybody because he did it during the opening prayer.

To teach the photographer the right way to act in public.

Seriously.

Do you WONDER why people like me get hooked on politics like it was chocolate-coated crack??